Score: 7

"Amusing"

submission: Error Message

date: October 7, 2007

I have to give you credit, I was mildly amused... Honestly, how bored were you to make this? You should get a girlfriend... Or a boyfriend, who am I to judge? It's your life. You know what this flash needed? Another round of counting down from 60

Score: 2

"been done to death"

submission: Dot Avoid 4

date: October 7, 2007

There is nothing wrong with a simple styled game, but this is beyond simple... You're green a square (the only color in the game) and you avoid the black dots that slowly fall from the top of the screen and the total frame count is your score... No music (or any sound for that matter) no backgrounds, 2 shapes (if a dot really counts as a shape) , no variety... Just more dots. Add something to it, maybe something as simple as changing the background every 1000 points or whatever. Add power ups, add music. Put in a reason to keep the player playing.

Score: 1

"Awfully boring"

submission: Blitz Bombing

date: October 7, 2007

no kidding this game is slow paced... You don't steer, you just hit the space bar... I found out quickly that holding the space bar works wonders also... apparently I made it to level 10 with my mouse weighing down the space bar. The premise of the game is ridiculous, it's terribly boring to play... Don't waste your time.

Score: 0

"boring and short"

submission: madness: conquer NG

date: September 22, 2007

you just keep pressing attack until you're low on health, then you click on the health... Not much of a game, I don't see a way of losing, the sounds were lacking, needs music, needs to be longer... try again

Score: 3

"interesting..."

submission: Anti Pong

date: September 20, 2007

Interesting twist on an overdone classic. The execution could've been better... The controls aren't responsive enough (in my opinion) and that makes the game more of an ass ache than its really worth.

Score: 4

"needs improvement"

submission: Extreme Shooter 2

date: September 14, 2007

This review jumps around and is random as shit, deal with it... The levels are really short and there aren't enough of them. Infinite ammo makes it too easy, at least make it so you have to reload every so often. Nice attempt at the 2d/3d animation, put a little more time into it and you should really get somewhere. The font... Keep it all MS Paint or all typed, this mix and match shit has got to go. What's the deal with the health boost in one of the levels? Your health fills at the beginning of each level and the levels are too short to die in. WAY TOO EASY. Even though you need head shots to kill, these aren't zombies here (although you would've gotten a better score if they were, but then again they don't use guns... well, a couple of them have, but only in like 2 movies and not very well... I digress...) Good start, keep working at it!

Score: 4

"I stroked Chuck Norris because I'm in love"

submission: Random Sentence Game

date: September 14, 2007

I was going to give you a crappy score because there really isn't anything to this flash, but since I got the above sentence, you get a mediocre score.

Score: 0

"Been done..."

submission: Stuck Inside 2

date: September 10, 2007

...and poorly this time... This was nothing more than a pixel search. Even AFTER reading the spoiler that was physically impossible for me to ignore, it still took me a while to find the yellow and green dot the author calls keys... and the electrical tape? Damn near invisible. I clicked on a slightly darker spot in a dark area to find it. Also, electrical tape doesn't fix broken wires anyway... I didn't see the user name where you said it would be, there's no sound, the complaints go on and on.

Score: 7

"good start"

submission: Lost Box

date: September 10, 2007

I couldn't agree more with Lashmush. Add a little more color, background designs, make the character more than a gray box and you have a great game. oh... and a battle system is not necessary, I like the zero stress feel of the game. If you were to add enemies, I wouldn't have enjoyed it as much.

Score: 7

"nice but..."

submission: Fugitive Takedown

date: September 6, 2007

still needs polishing... I absolutely love the audio!!